Gronyitzky Storzivitch

Meow there!

Thanks for invitin me to curl up on top of your computer monitor! After all, 's nice & cozy up here, an' I'm close to you (but out of the way enough that your moving around doesn't annoy me or disturb my rest too much) so we cen get to know each other a bit better. 'f my tail droops down in front of the screen from time to time, well - you'll just have to get used to it!

My Daily Schedule

• 2 am - nightly hunt - exit house, conduct perimeter stalk, jump on roof for high watch
• 4 am - bedcheck humans - possible snuggle opportunity
• 6 am - greet sun
• 7 am - FOOD! (Usually red tuna with kibble)
• 7:15am - morning snuggle in front of the TV
• 8 am - bundle humans off to babysitter (you think that's work?)
• 9 am - morning nap in sun
• noon - stretch, exercise by running up & down stairs
• 1 pm - afternoon nap in sun
• 6 pm - humans return - more FOOD!
• 6:15 pm - lap cuddle
• 7 pm - evening nap on computer monitor
• 11 pm - go to work, conduct security check of premises

The Mighty Hunter Strikes Again

I'm a working guy, spent my first seven months under the moniker "K.C." learning the trade. Ya' know, cute kitten, being carried around by kids, havin' to dress up in silly clothes, that kinda stuff. Then, I got sent to the big house, but a guy named Steve Storz paroled me back in '92. Made me his night watchman. I spent 2 years patrolling the warehouse in downtown San Jose, stalking rats - big ones! the kind that always seem to hang out in a cannery. Steve thought I oughta have a proper name, an' being the creative sort, he thunk up the name Gronyitz. Well sir, it got right lonely after a while, there in that grimy old warehouse, so I went to work for Ms Robin McCain an' she's been kind enough to help me tell my story. She tells me my full name must be Gronyitzky Storzivitch, on account a' Storz adoptin' me an' all, but I'll answer ta "Gron" as much as anythin' else.

Guarding the Shower against Spiders

It'd be real nice if you'd sign my guest book. The boss expects me to keep track a things & all, an' it just wouldn' be proper for you all to visit without sayin hi.